Last night, my neighbour invited me over to hang out with his friends. They were drinking and whatnot, and I had just put dye in my hair and had an hour to kill. So, I just sat there and laughed along while they were playing a drinking board game (it as “rage face” themed btw…).
After the first couple of rounds one of his friends looks at me and is like “Natasha, you aren’t going to like this game…” Keep in mind, this is the guy whose brother told me that his balls dropped when he was a baby, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he said something I didn’t like.
I was all “what do you mean?” Like, would they get so hammered that I’d be babysitting all night? Was there a special “let’s punch Natasha” round?
He goes “It is a little sexist” and gives me this face. This dude is one of my neighbour’s 19 year old friends, and he uses the word “trolling” in everyday speech. I didn’t have high hopes.
I asked him in what way was it sexist, and he was like “oh you’ll see! teehee”
Do you know what it was?
One square on the game board said “all women drink”. That was it. That isn’t even sexist! It was a drinking game with silly little activities on each square. It wasn’t like the square said “all fucking bitches use their suckholes to get their beer down.” And the objective of the game was to drunk! So some of the “punishments” in the game weren’t really punishments at all.
He was like “I can just tell that you don’t like that kind of stuff”, so I was like “what kind of stuff?”, but he never told me.
The joke’s on him, because what I really don’t like is when pencil-necked 19 year olds with weak chins try to bait me into something while I’m meeting new people.